Government-Funded Robot Assassins from Hell! (1995)

Clearly a very small-release inside joke, in this game players use their Robot Assassins in a race to earn 100 points by killing "various targets." The various targets include figures from the gaming industry such as Steve Jackson, Gary Gygax, Mike Stackpole, Richard Garfield, and the games' own designer (sadly, I don't see a target card for Reiner Knizia). Each player starts the game with a "Plain Bot" and may spend points to change the model of the Robot Assassin. Play is a simple matter of using cards to benefit assassins and targets and rolling dice to overcome modified target values. Game includes dice small enough that you could accidentally inhale them.